| Alright, guys.. this is going to be turned over to the original owner
now, who is not gay. Haha, I was just havin' a little fun over the
weekend. Enjoy his future ramblings on penises (in the non-gay way),
dead kittens, and assholes (literal ones).
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| listen to the song, it has a message in it.
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| 2 kittens drowned in my pool. i don't know how. i went down to the pool and got a net, then threw them over the fence.
the next day i went and looked at them. it was sad. i just sat there looking at them, looked like they were sleeping.
yesterday i mowed the grass. i expected to see them and end up running over them, chopping them into pieces....but for they weren't there. i don't know what happened. maybe i resurrected them, cause i'm the next jesus? maybe some hyena found them and took off with them? maybe they are good at playing dead?
i don't know, but it's weird. my pool has claimed so many lives. i hope you guys never get a pool, selfish fucks. you think it's fun, but animals are tards and fall into it. my dog died, some racoons, 2 kittens, 100's of mice, a skunk, etc..
moral of the story: never stick a paperclip into your penis hole.
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| i'm single again
breaking up via text message = priceless
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| i just met another person named brad cleveland. he's from mobile,
alabama. that's fucking awesome! i have never met a person
with the same name as me. well....i still haven't met him, it was
just on facebook...
what else is weird is i remember enrolling at longview a few years ago
and i told them my name. there were 3 other brad clevelands
there. wtf? that can't be humanly possible.
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